i-Phone... Konsi Company ka?
Boy: Hey, I bought a New i-Phone 5s
Girl: WOW!!
Konsi Company ka Hai??
Boy: Ja Behan Tu Ghar Ja,
Reebok ka Hai..:-D
by lescol (few years ago!) / 1217 views
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