NeW sTyLe 2 PrOpOsE a GiRl

NeW sTyLe 2 PrOpOsE a GiRl
Dekho me nhi chahta k mera beta bara ho k tmhari
beti ko line maray
Bura lagega
Agar Tum han karo to dono ko bhen bhai bana dete
hen

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 784 views
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