Height of caring..
Height of caring..
Ek bar chiti hathi ke upar beth kar jaa rahi thi.Raste me kaccha pul aata hai.Usko dekh ke chiti-"Jaanu cross kar loge ya main utru?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 588 views
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Aapas me galtiyon ko drguzar kia kro..
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Drguzar na krogy to Mohbbat khtam hojaegi...
Jb Mohbbat khtm hogi to Rabita tot jaega...
Jb Rabita tot jaiga to Fasla ho jaega
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Or phr is waja se eid pe koi gosht bhi nahi dega :
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/ \ Hi Thi...
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Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
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Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..
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Doesn't Matter If U Don't Like My Status;
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It Hurts like HELL.. :-(
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After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
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Jo Log Arrange Mariage krty hn
Wo zindgi Bhar Larty hn.
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Hondi Onna Nal v kuttya Aali ae Par o Ds dy Nai.
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bacha
larka
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jawan
mard
budha.
How girls grow
bachi
bachi
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