Momo to mehmood sahab
Momo to mehmood sahab
Aapkay kay dost nai kis pagal aurat se shadi ki hai kiya wo andha hai?
Mehmood sahab: momo mein nai tum sai shadi ki hai to kiya mein bhi andha tha?
Mono: chup bey
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 504 views
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