By mistake

By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet, All
the ladies stood up. santa -BAITHO-BAITHO,IZZAT
DIL ME HO BAS YAHI KAAFI HAI...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 783 views
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