Santa bike se ja rha tha
Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak
gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style
hai..:-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 962 views
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