Pathan
Ek Din!
Ek Pathan ki Apne Baap Se Larrai Ho Gai
.
Usne Baap ki Photo Qabrustan Me Ek Darakht Pr Lga D
Or
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Uske Neeche Likh Diya
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"Coming Soon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1055 views
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