Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair
Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
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Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
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A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner…
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He was unable to pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Sharma:- Ek Problem He
Yaar, Meri Beti Jawaan Ho Gai He Kya Karu.?
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Sare Jawan Wahi Jate He.
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God Pappu Se: Beta Kya Chahiye.
Pappu:1 Job,1 Badi Se Gadi, Or Usme Dher Saari Ladkiya.
God:Tathastu..!
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Aaj Pappu Girls School Me Bus Driver Hai..
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On The Merage Of Lion
Lion Ask:
Y R U Dancing Madly
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Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..
(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
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