Percentage of marks
Father: Beta paper mai 80 % marks lainy hain
Son: Don't worry dad, 100 % lunga
Father: Stupid ! mairy sath mazaq karta hai
Son: Dad pehly mazaq kis ne Shuro kia tha
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