Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha
Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi
se bahut milti hai”.
Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara…
Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1098 views
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smoking karte ho.??
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Boy (dhua udate huye) : kya tumhare husband ko
malum hai , ki tum abhi kisi gair "MARD" se bat
kar rahi ho.????
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Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
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Oxford:Light
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Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Gareeb Aashiq Ki Apni Premika Pe Likhi Gayi Ek Shayari
Main Aur Meri Tanhayi Aksar Ye Baatein Karte Hai,
Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota,
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Girl:Ha?
Boy:Always be careful!
Girl:And?
BoyEFG. Don't ever forget girl!
...Girl:Are you?
Boy:HI. Happy Inlove.
Girl:So?
Boy:JKLM. Just keep loving me.
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WHY STUDENT FAIL
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Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
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Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
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Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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Is that the ocean? (Asked while on a field trip to Marine Lab Beach on Guam (a small island in the Pacific).
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Badsha ne Elaan krwaya k Shadi Shuda Mard 2 lines me kharre hon.
1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r
1 me wo jo nhi darte.
Darne walon ki lambi line thi.
Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha.
Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte. Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g.
Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna warna tangain tor du gi!
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