Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.
Ali : I want to be married .
Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
Ali : she is yours daughter sir

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 821 views

mazahiya sms

Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida

Jb usne Hmen choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia

Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya Faida… ;->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mere khyal se hmari beti ki

Biwi-mere khyal se hmari beti ki kisi ladke k sath setting ho gai h

pati-vo kaise?

Bivi-q ki vo kafi dino se recharge k paise nahi maang rhi h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Principal: Chaman tum class

Principal: Chaman tum class mein der se kyun aaye ho?

Chaman: Sir, gaadi puncture ho gayi thi….

Principal: To tumhe bus se aa jaana tha

Chaman: Socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhagwan Ka Signal

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.

Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.

Bahut marte hai.Next day baap ghar aate hain,

Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Retired couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are
discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband
asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look
for a house sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her
age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)