Hero Ne Apne Duplicate Ka
Hero Ne Apne Duplicate Ka Majak Udate Hue Us Se Puchha
Hero: “Yaar Tu Bilkul Mere Jaisa Hai, Kya Teri Maa Hamari Kaam Wali Thi”
Duplicate Ne Badi Masumiyat Se Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya.
Duplicate: “Nahi Sir, Mera Baap Aapke Yaha Par Driver Tha“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 958 views
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Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
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“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)
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