pathan to second pathan
Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd: Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st: Acha! To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 842 views
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