Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend
Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views
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