Insan Ke Izzat Ki Mazbooti?

Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS “NARRA”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views
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