Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya
Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?
Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He,
Kahin B So Jao Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views
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