Sim ka connection
Santa: SIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se
launga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 764 views
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