main pee kr nahin behktaa

Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

Ammi ka jawab :

Sharab Haram he, aur wo

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 916 views
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