sans rok li
1 Sardar jungle main gya…
us ny 1 shair(Lion) Ko apne traf
aate daikha.
Wo foran late gya
OR
Apni saans Rok lee.Shair us k paas
gya.
Aur Bry pyaar sy us k sir pr haath
phaira r kha…..
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“Mere putar aa kam reech(bear)naal
kre
mere naal ni..”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 880 views
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