santa shopkeeper se
santa: muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani hai

shopkeeper: Exide laga du ??
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Santa: ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hun to dono side laga k de

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 802 views

Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar

Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya or bell di ander sy..

Pinki boli : kon

Sardar: Main

Pinki: Main kon

Sardar: Tu pinki hor kon, pagal jayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suiside Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book

Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai

Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?”

Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

beaver

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Went To International Cooking Contest

Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest

When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai

Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho
Sonu- ULLU

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

boy

A Boy Goes To See A Dance.
A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad..

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)