Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue)
Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views
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