20 sal tak olad nahi hui

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2nd Sardarni:Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ?
1st: Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te
Abbay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta
“Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 462 views
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