Yoga Teacher to a woman
Yoga Teacher to a woman: Kya yoga karne se tumare husband ki sharab peene ki aadat me kutch badlav aaya?
Funny Woman: Hanji, ab vo sar ke bhar khade ho ke sari ki sari botal pi jate hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 817 views
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