Height of Technical Thinking!

A Software Engineer Falling From The Roof Of A Building

And Shouting

F1 F1 F1, Instead Of Help, Help

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1839 views

Unconcerned window

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain
married for years. During their shouting fights,
the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die
first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life!"
One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial,
the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins
to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about
her husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him
buried upside down!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ATM Machine

Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bank daketer

Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Kutay Or Tum Main Farak Kya Hai..

Bush Sardar Se:
Kya Tumhe Swimming Ati Hai?
Sardar: No
Bush:
Tumse Kuta Acha Hai
Sardar:Tumhe Ati Hai?
Bush: Yes
Sardar:
Kutay Or Tum Main Farak Kya Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari Ka Girl Friend Ko Phone

Beggar: 20 rupaiya dedo sahab. girlfriend ko phone karna hai.
Sahab ki girlfriend: dekho,

bhikari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.

Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikari ban gaya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)