Sachin ki century nahi hone
denge Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey. Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey...!!
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