Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1131 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Pathan



Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa Aur Ek Pathan

Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi Thhe, Ek Din Santa Pathan Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha.

Santa: “Batao Aisa Kya Karen Ke, Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay?”

Pathan Huste Hue: “Very Simple, Jootay Se Maar Do Saale Ko.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Please call my husband in

Lady patient: Please call my husband in
Doctor: Trust me i’m gentleman.
The lady: Sorry dr don’t you but your nurse sitting sitting alone and my husband is not gentleman.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:
”Ye meri pehli date hai darling..........agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhotabhai samajhk maaf kar dena..:p :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sharabi: Doctor,Aap meri sharaab

Sharabi: Doctor,Aap meri sharaab chhudva sakte ho. Kya?

Doctor: Haa kyoun nahi.
Sharabi: To police ne meri 20 bottle pakri hai plz chudva do.. (-;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Because Of A Power Failure

Colleague: “Sorry I’m Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hours Because Of A Power Failure.”

Santa: “That’s Alright, Me Too I Got Stuck On The Escalator For 3 Hours“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man got a call from unknown number.

A man got a call from unknown number...

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number...

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte,
aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Colour Tv

Sardarji is buying a TV"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
aaj keya pakaya hai?,

Shohar bivi se: aaj keya pakaya hai?,

bv: zeher,

shuhar: acha phir tum kha kar so jao, main der se aaon ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aurton se bhari bus ka accidnt ho gaya

Aurton se bhari bus ka accidnt ho gaya sab mar gain
Un sab k shohar 1 Haftay tak rote rahe
1 admi 2 haftay tak rota raha
Q k
Uski BV se bus miss ho gai thi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karta

Mairy khayal mai

Mari shadi main ao ge

Neutron in the Bar

The caption ofvteam

"How Many Senses DoesA Man H..

Sardar

Stude well my child

Tum cricket dehkte ho

Hum eid k liye kapre bnae ga

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook