Aik Sardar kay han 20 saal bad

Aik Sardar kay han 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya.

Dost : Yaar udas kion ho?

Sardar : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views
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