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Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse boohat achi hai uss ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya
Doctor: says janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1262 views
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