Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko
Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 537 views
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Newly married couple
.
Wife:
Humari shadi ko pure 24 ghante ho gae hai
.
Husband:
Ur dekho lgta hai jese kal he ki baat ho
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar: Ye Bacha Tmara Kia Lagta Hy?
Pathan: Ye Hmara Dooor Ka Sagga Bhai Hy
Srdar: Dooor Ka.Saga Bhai? Me Samja Nai
Pathan:Is K Or Mere Drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai Hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota
Arguing whos the Best
Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
.
.
.
.
kuchh bol yar
Its ur turn now!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar:
Goal Karnay K Liye.
Laaloo:
Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:
"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"
It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !
The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P
Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D
by Raju (few years ago!)
Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se
Jaag Kar Kangha Na Kia Jae
T0
Hair Style
"Rehman Malik"
Jesa Ho Jata Hai..
"Veena Returns"... ;->
by Usama (few years ago!)
A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
MUSHKIL SINGH. !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao?
China : Mazak Mat Karo.
.
Japan : Namumkin
.
Amrican : Sawaal Galat Hai.
.
UK : Net Par Nhi Hai.
.
Indian : Easy… F(IV)E.
India has all
"JUGAAD". ;-) ::::D::::P
Click Like if ur proud to b an
Indian :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai.
China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai.
Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai.
Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai.
INDIA-MISS CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)