before and after

Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 867 views
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Indian Sardar Ji: Downwards.

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WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi

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Sardarji :
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nahi,
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Doctor: Eat this medicine before you sleep
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