Pathan in Riksha

1 Pathan & Uski B.V Riksha Me Aakar Bethe, Driver Ne Shesha Set Kia, Pathan Chillaya Bola:
Tum Hamara B.V Ko Dekhta Hay!

Tum Peechay Betho Riksha Hum Chalaiga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 892 views
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