Pathan bht pareshan tha k hr joke main mera hi zikr kyoun hota hai.

us ne apni b.v se kaha:
“koi aisi baat kro jis ma main involve na hon”

b.v : “i m pregnant”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 591 views

ignorance and patience

Diff between Ignorance and Patience

When U see the Mirror and U dont Laugh at urself that is Ignorance.

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When I look at U and I also dont laugh.... thats called Patience.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Chandi ka chamcha

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha
churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Pyaar se?

Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…

2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar

1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Kanjoosi Ki Hadd To Isne Paar Kar Di

Ek Sheikh Ka Beta Apni Girl
Friend Ke Saath Ghoom Ke Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne
Puchha.
Baap: “Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye?”
Beta: “50 Rupaye”
Baap: “Itne Sare?”
Beta: “Abba, Us Ke Pass 50 Hi The“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Arz kiya hai..... . .

Arz kiya hai.....

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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,

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wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!

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gaur farmaiyega.....

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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha...

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Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

by imran (few years ago!)