Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe phone nai kiya to mai Roti nai Khaugi

Boyfriend : Sachi Jaan ??
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Girlfriend : Mai Sirf Ice-cream,Burgar Khakar Gujara Kar Lungi :D :D :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views

Baap ne betay se kaha

Baap ne betay se kaha: Dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila hai,

Beta:
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Aap bay-fikar rahein, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Secret Of Success

Secret of success:

1. Top mat karo warna log tumse
jalenge.

2. Class me late jao, har teacher tumhe
yaad rakhega.

3. Nakal ka chance ho to padho mat.

4. Zyada padhne se time waste
hota hai,time kharab karna
buri bat hai..

5. Kabhi viva mat do bcoz
bezzati ke 2 marks se izzat
ke 0 marks acche hote hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari

Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari

Ik Boli: Aj Sunday Hy.

Dosri Boli: Nahi Aj Monday Hy.

PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola :
Hum Kya Pagal Hai
Jo Jumaa Parh Ke Aya Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye

Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)