Ek Baar Ek Beemar Electrical
Ek Baar Ek Beemar Electrical Engineer Se uski Wife Boli, Is Baar Aap Jaanwaron Ke Doctor Ko Dikhao, Tabhi Kuch Ho Sakta Hain.
Husband Wo kyun Priyatame??
Wife: Roj Subah Aap Murgi Ki Tarah Jaldi Uth jaate Hain, Ghode Ki tarah Bhag Kar Office Chale jaate Hain, Kachue Ki Tarah Din Bhar Office Chale Jaate Hain, Kabootar Ki Tarah Idhar udhar Information Batorte Firte Hain, Chimpangee Ki Tarah Malik Ke Ishare par Naacte Rahte Hain, GharAakar Fir Kutte Ki Tarah Bhokte Hain Aur Ashanti Karte Hain, Aur Saand Ki tarak So Jaate Hain Aur Subah Late Tak Bistar Par Pade Rahte Hain, Isme Aadmi Ka Doctor Bhi Kuch Nahi Kar Sakta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 570 views
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