Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh
Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?
Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.
Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 826 views
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The barman says "Yes, thats them." So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!
" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
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Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi,
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Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai.
Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B..
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In bio practical:
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Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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Boss ki wife achana office pahuch gayi. Usne secretary ko boss ke god
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Dusri chair kharidne ka order aaj hi de do”.
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Jeeto: My husband wears clothes that will never go out of style.
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Darya k kinare 2 Sardar Chammach se darya me Dahee dal rahe thai.
Pathan ne dekha to pocha:
Khoocha ye kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ham Lasi bana rahe hain.
Pathan: ha ha ha....
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Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!!
Police:Kyon Hans Rahe Ho?
Sardar:
Main To Subah 8 Baje Uthta Hun!
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Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
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Tchr: Itne din se kahan the?
Boy: Bird flu ho gya tha.
Tchr: Par ye to birds me hota hai.
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Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?
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