Bure Waqt Mein Jarur Madad Karo

Ek Raat Do Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi,

Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Puchha,

Santa: “Dhakka Laga Doge Kya? Please”

Aadmi Neend Mein Tha Isliye Mana Kar Diya Aur Andar Aa Gaya,

Par Fir Use Ehsas Hua Ki Kabhi Wo Khud Barish Mein Fas Jaye Aur Koi Uski Madad Na Kare To?

Wo Utha Bahar Jaa Ke Bola: “Kya Tumhe Abhi Bhi Dhakka Chahiye?”

Santa Ki Awaaz Aayi: “Haan”
Aadmi: “Theek Hai Par Tum Ho Kahaan?”

Santa: “Yahaan Garden Mein Jhule Par“

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