Bure Waqt Mein Jarur Madad Karo

Ek Raat Do Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi,

Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Puchha,

Santa: “Dhakka Laga Doge Kya? Please”

Aadmi Neend Mein Tha Isliye Mana Kar Diya Aur Andar Aa Gaya,

Par Fir Use Ehsas Hua Ki Kabhi Wo Khud Barish Mein Fas Jaye Aur Koi Uski Madad Na Kare To?

Wo Utha Bahar Jaa Ke Bola: “Kya Tumhe Abhi Bhi Dhakka Chahiye?”

Santa Ki Awaaz Aayi: “Haan”
Aadmi: “Theek Hai Par Tum Ho Kahaan?”

Santa: “Yahaan Garden Mein Jhule Par“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 993 views
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Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily "Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle."
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itnay kamzoor howay

Arz kiya hai…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se!

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Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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do glass ki story

Santa soote waqt
Do glass rakhte hai,
Ek mein paani sur ek
Khaali why?
Socho?
Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti
Hai aur nahi bhi.

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Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ? Socho !!
Thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
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Larkay Nay Mast Jawab Dya

Aik Larka Doosray Say: Tunay Meri Girlfriend Ko Propose Kio Kia ?
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Bas Samjh Lo K Sarkari Ha.

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Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

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Don't Worry!
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"yaad rakhiye ghar pe koi apka intizar kar rha hai...!!!

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