Bure Waqt Mein Jarur Madad Karo
Ek Raat Do Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi,
Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Puchha,
Santa: “Dhakka Laga Doge Kya? Please”
Aadmi Neend Mein Tha Isliye Mana Kar Diya Aur Andar Aa Gaya,
Par Fir Use Ehsas Hua Ki Kabhi Wo Khud Barish Mein Fas Jaye Aur Koi Uski Madad Na Kare To?
Wo Utha Bahar Jaa Ke Bola: “Kya Tumhe Abhi Bhi Dhakka Chahiye?”
Santa Ki Awaaz Aayi: “Haan”
Aadmi: “Theek Hai Par Tum Ho Kahaan?”
Santa: “Yahaan Garden Mein Jhule Par“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1096 views
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Shopkeeper:
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Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.
Officer: Agr na badal sako?
Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.
Officer: Light na ho to?
Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.
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Teachr 2 Sleepy
Student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?
Student: What Sir?
Teachr:Yes Correct
It's James Watt
Moral:
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Banta: Biwi se jhagra solve hua
kya??
Santa: Ghutnoo pe chal ke ayi thi
mere pass
Banta: kya boli??
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Santa: Boli bed ke neeche se nikal
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Ab nahi marungi :D :P ;)
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