Railway officer was taking an interview.

Officer: Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track per opposite direction men aa rahi

hen to tum kiya karoge?

Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.

Officer: Agr na badal sako?

Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.

Officer: Light na ho to?

Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.

Officer: Flag b na mila to?

Applicant: Mein Chotay bai ko bulaa loonga.

Officer: wo kiyo?

Applicant: Usay Train ki takkar dekhne ka bohat Shoq hai.!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 724 views

Raam ne been bajai

Raam ne been bajai, or seeta dor ke aye
Kishan ne bansuri bajai, or radha bhag aai
Or hum ne sirf seeeti baji, aur wo sali bhai ko le aye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai
hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Banta: Why is the Police

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

son-papa ur counting is wrong

father-1 2 3 4aaaaaaaa 5 6eeeeee........
son-papa ur counting is wrong bcoz counting mai abcd nahi ati
father-beta mai counting nahi tumhari mummy ke punch count kar raha huin

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”

Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.

Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”

Boyfriend (with luv): ohh “I was searching for you, na ? ? ”

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene they

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)