God Help Husbands

Ek husband god se bola, “India se Russia tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”

God bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.”

Husband bola, “To phir aap meri wife ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”

God bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views
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