Pathan kisi larki ke ghar
Pathan kisi larki ke ghar rishta le kar gaya,
Larki ke maa baap:… humari beti abhi parh rahi hai…
pathan:koi baat nahi, ham ghante baad a jaega…!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 984 views
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