Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?
Servant: Bijli Deen
Boss: Ye kaisa naam hai?
Servant: Sir, pehle unka naam Chiraag Deen tha,
lakin jab se Science ne taraki ki hai unhon ne apna
naam Bijli Deen rakh lya ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 724 views

Patient: mujhe problem hai

Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhok lagti hai, na sou to neend aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata hoon.

Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?

Servant: Bijli Deen

Boss: Ye kaisa naam hai?

Servant: Sir, pehle unka naam Chiraag Deen tha, lakin jab se Science ne taraki ki hai unhon ne apna naam Bijli Deen rakh lya ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher Pakistan k kitne soobe hain?

Teacher: Pakistan k kitne soobe hain?
Pathan:
Teacher: Good

Pehli dafa sahi jawab dia hai chalo ab un k naam batao?
Pathan:
Mashriq
Magrib
Shumal
Junub.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Number On Calculate

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)