mother
Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;
"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka
nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,
Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"
GOOD MORNING
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 2030 views
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