JIN in Marriage Ceremony
shadi ki taqreb ma JIN agaya....
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JIN ko dekhtay hi Larrkiyon ki cheekhein nikal gaein....
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aik baba ji ne larkiyon ko wuzu krnay ko kaha...
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Larrkiyan wuzu kar k ayen tau...
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JIN ki cheikhein nikal gaien... :D
HAHAHAHA
by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 878 views
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