GOLU Mobile Compny Me Job Lene Gya 1st Hi Swal Ka Jawab Dene P Usko Bhaga Diya Gya

SAWAL-Sabse Mashur Network Konsa H

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views

Sahi Jawab To Hona Hi Tha

Madam Ne Class Mein Ek Naye Aaye Bache Se Puchha

Madam: “Kaun Sa Parindaa Sab Se Tez Udta Hai?”
Ladka: “Hathi”

Madam Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Boli.

Madam: “Nalayak, Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai?”

Ladka Masumiyat Se: “Mumbai Ke Don Hai”

Madam: “Shaabash, Haathi Sahi Jawab Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Complaining about temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile. "We don't even have an air
conditioner."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bus ke peche

Memon:

Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye

pathan:

Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Shadi Shuda Mard

Employee:
Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay
hain????????
Boss:
Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat
hoti hai………….=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)