Ek Uncle Chips ka pura

Banta: Ek Uncle Chips ka pura packet kha leta hai
Khane ke baad sochata hai

Ad me to Bol rahe the ki lips bolenge lekin

Mere to Hips bol rahen hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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