BV Bhag gai

Santa: Yaar suna hai teri BV bhag gai? Tera kya kehna hy?
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahon
"Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views
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