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Aik Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Qabar Par
Phool Daal Raha Hota Hai
Aur Brabar Men Bhi
Aik Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Qabar Par
Chawal Daal Raha Hota He
Pehla Aadmi : Ye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?
Doosra : Jab Tumhara Dost Chawal Khane Uthe Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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