Pakistani to American
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain.
Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi,
Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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