There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1081 views

How much will cost this?

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you
like.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Stress Reliver

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?”

Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?”
.
Girl: “Awww YES!”
.
Boy: “Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I am finished with my girlfriend

Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend.
Bunty: But why?
Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)