Amma kya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida
Pathan;
Amma kya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida Hone Se Pehle Dekha Tha?
Amma: Nahi To
Pathan:
To Phir Paida Hone k Baad Hum ko Pehchana kaise k Me Gul Khan hun.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views
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