A lecturer delivering a talk on the demoralizing effect of legal separation said, "Love is a quest; the proposal a request; the giving in marriage a bequest; the actual marriage, a conquest."

"What is a divorce?" a voice from back asked.

Swift as lightning came the reply,"Ah, that's the inquest."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1160 views

duniya ko mita don ga

ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai

mai saari duniya ko mita dunga, mai sari duniya ko mita dunga
.
.
dosra pagal has kar bola
.
he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar ji ( to doctor )

Sardar ji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?

Sardar ji : I keep forgetting things.

Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardar ji : What problem?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A person to sardar:

A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?.
sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A B C

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)